Hmm, where did these magic sandals come from you may ask? From a Welsh lesson in year 8 or 9. I was sitting thinking 'God this is boring' when the teacher asked us to write a paragraph about what we did at the weekend.
Here is the english translation of what I wrote;
I went to town on the bus where I met Jesus with his magic sandals. I said hi. Then I beat Ros at football with the help of a demon llama. But then I got jealous cos she was playing golf with tiger woods. Dracula lives in the next street to me. So I went over to his house and dissected some corpses in his basement.
One day I'll find the Welsh translation but until then thats the best I can do. Anyway thats where Jesus' magic sandals came from.
I'm off school today; ill. I have a bad cold. I hate colds when you have that horrible icky feeling but everyone is just like well you have a cold so what? I have to turn round and say mgfh. I hate being ill, I always want a day off school but its just no fun when your ill.
